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grimsdark:

The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.
cactehi:

flirtly:

terrysdiary:

MOST OF THE STUFF PEOPLE WORRY ABOUT NEVER HAPPENS

just a reminder

very important^^

(Source: jaylool, via australiandilf)

catswithbenefits:

you know whats better than a mozerella stick?

37 mozzarella sticks

(via crystallized-teardrops)

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds
clothesmindedx3:

Yes

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dopegyaaal:

richgirlzmentality:

youreinmydreamsnow:

Not a motherfucking thing so just keep it moving and worry about your own shit

True

http://dopegyaaal.tumblr.com
abalonella:

wearenapoleon:

la cuisine by charlotte abramow.


me

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

(Source: lmpossibleprincess, via hotboyproblems)